Pieces of Tess

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Legacy

I have always been able to smell disaster on the goddamn wind. I know what’s coming down the pike before it happens. It’s not magic. It’s not a sixth sense. It’s just an ability to put the facts together quickly and see the logical outcome before anyone else around me does. And 9 times out of 10 I’m right.
As I’ve matured and allowed myself to be open to growth, this ability has become stronger. Foolish people have called me wise. Unwise people have sought me out for help. But what they never realize is that I don’t have any more answers than the next person. And the ability to see impending doom is what makes me avoid human contact as much as possible.
I love life. I love people. But it’s something akin to watching those around you crumple and wither like so many burning leaves. It hurts. Especially when they don’t see the fire until it’s too late.
I am long past the age where I believe people coming to me for help really want that help. I am also long past the age where I think that people who say they need me really do. People have to live their own lives and make their own mistakes. If they fall they fall. If they fail they fail. It’s okay. I appreciate those who have enriched my existence here. I appreciate those who flit by me on the street, like birds at play. I appreciate the living breathing masses who make up this crazy planet.
But they aren’t allowed inside. That’s not fear. That’s not naivety. That’s me keeping the tidal waves at bay while I make as much art as I can before I expire. I am no more than a carton of milk left on the counter on a hot day. My clock is ticking. And I have a message. One I’ve fought with since I was a kid. I just have to extract it.
I love you. I love your screaming tirades and your beastly madness. I love your childishness and your beauty. I love you.
I’m just not going to feed into the jibbering cacophony outside my door. I can’t.
This is me with my back against said door, throwing my weight into avoidance. It’s okay though. When the door swings wide and they find me lying on the floor beyond it…

…I’ll be surrounded by piles of art that you can hold in your hands forever. And you’ll own me then. You’ll all be able to take a piece of my sundered soul home to tack onto your wall.

Foreign Words We Could Use in English

nevver:

  1. Kummerspeck (German)
    Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.
  2. Shemomedjamo (Georgian)
    You know when you’re really full, but your meal is just so delicious, you can’t stop eating it?
  3. Tartle (Scots)
    The nearly onomatopoeic word for that panicky hesitation just before you have to introduce someone whose name you can’t quite remember.
  4. Mamihlapinatapai (Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego)
    This word captures that special look shared between two people, when both are wishing that the other would do something that they both want, but neither want to do.
  5. Backpfeifengesicht (German)
    A face badly in need of a fist.
  6. Iktsuarpok (Inuit)
    You know that feeling of anticipation when you’re waiting for someone to show up at your house and you keep going outside to see if they’re there yet?
  7. Pelinti (Buli, Ghana)
    Your friend bites into a piece of piping hot pizza, then opens his mouth and sort of tilts his head around while making an “aaaarrrahh” noise. The Ghanaians have a word for that. More specifically, it means “to move hot food around in your mouth.”
  8. Greng-jai (Thai)
    That feeling you get when you don’t want someone to do something for you because it would be a pain for them.
  9. Mencolek (Indonesian)
    You know that old trick where you tap someone lightly on the opposite shoulder from behind to fool them? The Indonesians have a word for it.
  10. Faamiti (Samoan)
    To make a squeaking sound by sucking air past the lips in order to gain the attention of a dog or child.
  11. Gigil (Filipino)
    The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is irresistibly cute.
  12. Yuputka (Ulwa)
    A word made for walking in the woods at night, it’s the phantom sensation of something crawling on your skin.
  13. Zhaghzhagh (Persian)
    The chattering of teeth from the cold or from rage.
  14. Vybafnout (Czech)
    A word tailor-made for annoying older brothers—it means to jump out and say boo.
  15. Fremdschämen (German)
    ; Myötähäpeä (Finnish)
    The kindler, gentler cousins of Schadenfreude, both these words mean something akin to “vicarious embarrassment.”
  16. Lagom (Swedish)
    Maybe Goldilocks was Swedish? This slippery little word is hard to define, but means something like, “Not too much, and not too little, but juuuuust right.”
  17. Pålegg (Norweigian)
    Sandwich Artists unite! The Norwegians have a non-specific descriptor for anything – ham, cheese, jam, Nutella, mustard, herring, pickles, Doritos, you name it – you might consider putting into a sandwich.
  18. Layogenic (Tagalog)
    Remember in Clueless when Cher describes someone as “a full-on Monet…from far away, it’s OK, but up close it’s a big old mess”? That’s exactly what this word means.
  19. Bakku-shan (Japanese)
    Or there this Japanese slang term, which describes the experience of seeing a woman who appears pretty from behind but not from the front.
  20. Seigneur-terraces (French)
    Coffee shop dwellers who sit at tables a long time but spend little money.
  21. Ya’arburnee (Arabic)
    This word is the hopeful declaration that you will die before someone you love deeply, because you cannot stand to live without them. Literally, may you bury me.
  22. Pana Po’o (Hawaiian)
    “Hmm, now where did I leave those keys?” he said, pana po’oing. It means to scratch your head in order to help you remember something you’ve forgotten.
  23. Slampadato (Italian)
    Addicted to the UV glow of tanning salons? This word describes you.
  24. Zeg (Georgian)
    It means “the day after tomorrow.” OK, we do have “overmorrow” in English, but when was the last time someone used that?
  25. Cafune (Brazilian Portuguese)
    Leave it to the Brazilians to come up with a word for “tenderly running your fingers through your lover’s hair.”
  26. Koi No Yokan (Japanese)
    The sense upon first meeting a person that the two of you are going to fall in love.
  27. Kaelling (Danish)
    You know that woman who stands on her doorstep (or in line at the supermarket, or at the park, or in a restaurant)
    cursing at her children? The Danes know her, too.
  28. Boketto (Japanese)
    It’s nice to know that the Japanese think enough of the act of gazing vacantly into the distance without thinking to give it a name.
  29. L’esprit de l’escalier (French)
    Literally, stairwell wit—a too-late retort thought of only after departure.
  30. Cotisuelto (Caribbean Spanish)
    A word that would aptly describe the prevailing fashion trend among American men under 40, it means one who wears the shirt tail outside of his trousers.
  31. Packesel (German)
    The packesel is the person who’s stuck carrying everyone else’s bags on a trip. Literally, a burro.
  32. Hygge (Danish)
    Denmark’s mantra, hygge is the pleasant, genial, and intimate feeling associated with sitting around a fire in the winter with close friends.
  33. Cavoli Riscaldati (Italian)
    The result of attempting to revive an unworkable relationship. Translates to “reheated cabbage.”
  34. Bilita Mpash (Bantu)
    An amazing dream. Not just a “good” dream; the opposite of a nightmare.
  35. Litost (Czech)
    Milan Kundera described the emotion as “a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery.”
  36. Luftmensch (Yiddish)
    There are several Yiddish words to describe social misfits. This one is for an impractical dreamer with no business sense.

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merideathislost:

devildoll:

PROJECT Magazine Issue 10 Cover - featuring Hugh Jackman

man, i really needed this today to counteract the Hugh Jackman/Kate Winslet bit of Movie 43 my brother made me watch over the weekend

Why do the eyebrows get to me? Him and Chris Evans. I would watch a movie of them just wandering around twitching eyebrows at people. 

(Source: theworldofcinema, via circusbones)

Anne Boleyn, 1501-19 May 1536

“No English Queen has made more impact on the history of the nation than Anne Boleyn, and few have been so persistently maligned.”

(Source: the-mosthappy, via circusbones)

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jfsebastian:

Mumbai, India.

Reuters (Vivek Prakash)

Mallakhamb - The earliest mention of Mallkhamb can be traced back to the 12th Century where it is mentioned in the classic “MANASOLLASA” (1135 A.D.).For about seven centuries after that, the art form remained dormant until it was given a new lease of life by BALAMBHATTADADA DEODHAR, the renowned teacher of PESHWA BAJIRAO-II during the first half of the 19th century. More.

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